Artus is a high school student and he doesn't like the gloomy world in which he lives. His classmates are pies, his teachers deserve to be sent tomatoes, his family is made up of vegetables: no one escapes his mortuary. A pinch of sweetness enters his life, however, the day Lola sits next to him in class... Will he manage to get rid of the disgust he feels deep within himself for the whole universe and beyond ? In the vein of a Woody Allen, a first novel written in the form of a diary following the thread of a school year. A faithful portrait of the high school condition, where, under burlesque exteriors, everyone will recognize their own.